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A guy and a girl...




Are you sick of seeing those motorcycle stories posted in people's housing (see examples below)? Do you think they are incredatble sappy and unorginal? Do you think that those stories would be more accurately titles "WHAT TRUE STUPIDITY MEANS" Rather than "WHAT TRUE LOVEMEANS?

If so then you have come to the right place.
Below is a link to an example, and an examination of the facts.

LOOK!




General Rules

G-5. No random copied writings in (descriptions of) houses.
Writing not your own is not allowed, unless someone wrote it especially for you (a friend).
Example: No copied stories, song-lyrics etc
Short quotes, or the likes, that don't exceed 4 phrases/lines/sentences are OK.
Copied questionnaires are allowed with a limit of 50 questions. Therefore choose your questions wisely.

Art on the Wiki

Writings
Copying writings to a wiki is OK, as long as you don't claim the material (the wikiname shouldn't suggest it either).
If the owner requests for it to be removed, it will be done so.
Questionnaires longer than 50 questions can be put in wikis as well. See for example questionnaires.--from the Efltown Mainstreet.

Now, because most, if not all, of the stories listed below are more than four sentences/phrases/lines, they're against the rules.


Now for the index of stories:
Motorcycle story
Secret Message story
Guy/Girl story
Stupid Story #1
Stupid Story #2
Newest Corny Story
Stupid Story #3
Stupid Story 4#
stupid story #5
stupid thingy #1
Stupid Story #6
**Stupid Story#7



Courtesy of [kitty daemon]
Why The Guy On The Motorcycle Going 90 mph Was An Idiot
by Joia De Vita


Okay, so the guy's breaks had gone out and he had his girlfriend on the back of his motorcycle and he wanted to save her. That's real nice. But chivalry and selflessness should not be attempted unless your IQ, at the very least, goes into double figures.


The guy could've easily just let go of the gas, allowing him to coast. He may be coasting at 90 mph, but if he wasn't stupid, he could have waited until he found a hill to travel up, causing him to eventually slow down. What did he do, crash on purpose? Stupid fuck.


Now about his airhead girlfriend... (I'm allowed to assume she was an airhead if she was dating this guy. Or maybe she was dating him for money.) How the hell would she have heard him if he was wearing a helmet and traveling 90 mph?


She also could have died easily even if she WAS wearing a helmet. Colliding with something at 90 mph wearing no protection save for a covering on your head? You're not gonna walk away from that one with just a concussion and a few scrathes. And what the hell was HE doing going that fast when she wasn't wearing one? And she shouldn't have gotten on in the first place.




To join go here A guy and a girl... Members page and add yourself.




Sister wiki(s):
Who Hates The Motercycle Story?
The SP.s Take On The Motorcyle Story



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<img:http://elftown.eu/img/drawing/121016_1137277819.jpg> made by [Bumsoft]
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The Motorcycle Story Petition


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2005-10-11 [kitty daemon]: yeys.

2005-10-12 [SassySwede]: Dang that is exactly how i feel

2005-10-12 [kitty daemon]: i joined ^^

2005-10-13 [Stray Kitty]: [SassySwede] would you like to join?

2005-10-13 [Half-Mad Poet]: lol, may i join. this is all to true. the first time i read it...well, it didnt seem TO bad, but its on every third persons house i see

2005-10-13 [shadow of darkness]: it was thoughtful the first time i read it but for crying out loud. it's been blown outta purportion. it's so true though. what the fuck is she doing on the bike without a helmet to start with? and what exactly made him go that fucking fast?!!?! yeah my brakes went out. but first i was going too fast to begin with. no way just going down a hill with no brakes would make you go that fast. 70 at the most.

2005-10-15 [Froya]: Kitty, I'm so joining! Add me! Add me now!! =P ...Please? Those storys annoy the crap out of me. I avoid houses that have them. Not only are they sappy and stupid, but they..are just...crappy and illogical. There are ways to avoid crashing in that situation and the dumb bitch shouldn't have gotten on the motercycle unless she had a helmet anyway! Grrness! *puts wiki on watch list*

2005-10-15 [SassySwede]: yes i would join

2005-10-16 [Death's Die-Ary]: LOL omg i totally agree with this wiki

2005-10-16 [Death's Die-Ary]: i want to join too!

2005-10-16 [Moonlit Serenade]: That is so true. I admit, I thought it was sweet at first. Now it just bugs the crap outta me. Not to mention all the things that have already been mentioned.

2005-10-17 [Tinkerbell's Temper]: i agree it was sweet as first, but how the hell are you supossed to take the helmet off his head and put it on if u r going so freking fast, by the way how do i join?

2005-10-17 [Stray Kitty]: You have me add you. Which I am bout to do.

2005-10-18 [Miss.Kayree]: Wowsa. I completely agree with everything mentioned on here. Idiot for going 90 on a bike. Especially with his "loved one" wearing no protection. May I join..?

2005-10-18 [Stray Kitty]: Yes.

2005-10-18 [Stray Kitty]: Maybe we should change the name to include all of the sappy/stupid thing about stupidity masquerading as "true love."

2005-10-19 [Death's Die-Ary]: yeah its dumb to even be going that fast, he has the helment and she doesnt? firstly thats illegal.

2005-10-19 [kitty daemon]: the new one is unrealistic, I understand how soem people could think these are sweet, but if you dont believe them then they're takcy, if you do then they're depressing, so either way Id rather not read them.

2005-10-20 [metalmeister]: Just wanted to say something about the motorcycle story... it's lame because anyone who rides knows you check your brakes before you start the engine. also, if it were me, i'd never let a passenger on without their own helmet. (but in many states, there's no helmet law) also, you CAN hear people with the helmets on, even going 90mph. my dad and i both ride LOUD harleys, and still communicate. also, the guy in this story must not have known about ENGINE BRAKING. yes, if he down shifted, he could drop to 30mph . and, there are 2 separate brakes on a motorcycle, like a bicycle. right hand controls front brake, right foot controls rear brake. highly unlikely for both to go out at the same time

2005-10-22 [SassySwede]: ok that story about the girl and guy with the plane and the note is sweet but what the fruit even if his plane went down why not wait and make sure that he isnt alive before you kill your self

2005-10-26 [peacefrog]: Learn to downshift...

2005-10-26 [SassySwede]: lol nice that is exactly what I was telling my cousin

2005-10-26 [Death's Die-Ary]: hello ^^

2005-10-26 [SassySwede]: HI>,<

2005-10-26 [Miss.Kayree]: hahaa... i like how he committed suicide too...

2005-10-30 [Stray Kitty]: Does anyone want to start making a list of people who have the motorcycle story or something like up in their house?

2005-10-30 [kay-chan]: It would be SO LONG...

2005-10-31 [SassySwede]: I could start one but where do you want it posted????

2005-11-01 [Miss.Kayree]: i think we could shorten this page up to make it look neater... like.. make a seperate page for each story, maybe? and then a page for all the people that have those stew-pid stories on their houses..?

2005-11-01 [Kitsune Arashi]: Okay, you guys can say what you want, I'm not about to force an opinion on anyone, but I think the first is 'love'. I find it sweet and it shows that he cared for her, even if the bike couldn't do that. As for the second, that was impulsive and she certainly should have waited for confermation.

2005-11-01 [kay-chan]: Okay, he cared for her, but there are better stories to portray that. This one just shows Darwinism at work.

2005-11-01 [Kitsune Arashi]: There are plenty of stories, true enough, but that story was the best way to portay the idea of love as blatanly as possible. Yes, he didn't have to die, but if he hadn't, how would the reader know that his love for her was wroth dying for? Saying those words is a lot different than showing it through something.

2005-11-01 [Miss.Kayree]: He could've been smart.. and not died.. and given her her perfect fairy tale dream, while still being happy.. it'd be corny, but it'd show his love.

2005-11-02 [Stray Kitty]: Actually I think it's pretty simple to die for someone. But to live for someone, and still love them is much harder.

2005-11-02 [Stray Kitty]: To [Miss.Kayree] Okay. I like the seperate story seperate page idea. Would you like to make the seperate pages and then link back to here? I can send you the passwprd in a message.

2005-11-02 [Kitsune Arashi]: I disagree. You have to truly love someone to be willing to give your life for them.

2005-11-02 [SassySwede]: to [Kitsune Arashi] I truly belive that in order to portray love in the right way the story has to be a true one....

2005-11-02 [kay-chan]: You have to be pretty selfish to think that dying for someone is the only way to show your love.

2005-11-02 [SassySwede]: There are so many more ways to show that you love someone then dying for them

2005-11-03 [Kitsune Arashi]: I'm not saying that's the only way. i would personly want them to be there, but if you are willing to die for someone, you personaly understand that they are worth dying for. I'm not saying that is the only way, it's just that I find it beautiful.

2005-11-03 [kay-chan]: Does that change the fact that that story demonstrates people's stupidity AND the loopholes in the story? They died because they were stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. I personally want a better story. Are you going to give me one?

2005-11-03 [Kitsune Arashi]: ...I could always try, I do so love writing stories.

2005-11-03 [kay-chan]: Then it is your DUTY to replace that story with one not riddled with errors. Go to!

2005-11-03 [Kitsune Arashi]: I will.

2005-11-03 [SassySwede]:  Now Now People we must settle down before we have a heart attack

2005-11-03 [kay-chan]: ...I'm settled. I wasn't getting violent.

2005-11-04 [SassySwede]: I was kiddin hun

2005-11-04 [Kitsune Arashi]: I wasn't getting violent either, it's a good idea and I'm gona do it.

2005-11-04 [SassySwede]: WOW!!!!   >,<   >,<

2005-11-04 [Kitsune Arashi]: ????

2005-11-04 [Miss.Kayree]: to [Stray Kitty], I'd be delighted to make the separate pages :)   ...and I agree.. it'd mean a LOT more to me if the story wasn't so.. unlikely.. there are so many ways he could have avoided death..

2005-11-05 [Duke Devlin]: These are some very good points, you have opened my eyes, I used to think the bike one was sweet, but since I read this, I realise how bloody ridiculous it is, The second one kinda sux though

2005-11-05 [Miss.Kayree]: I made the separate pages.. and I still have 2 more stories that can go up.. but I don't have titles for them.

2005-11-05 [Stray Kitty]: Stupid story 1#, stupid story 2#

2005-11-05 [Miss.Kayree]: Sounds good to me :)

2005-11-27 [Peaches]: Y'know.. I guess it wouldn't be so bad. This story I mean... It is stupid but I guess it shows that you would give your life for someone that you love... But then you see it on a 13 year olds house o.o... It just gets old when you hear them say "I TOTALLY get them! My BF would SO do that for me... Like, Yeah.. " It gets old.

2005-11-28 [Miss.Kayree]: I think it'd mean more if people wrote them themselves.. instead of copying it from other people..

2005-12-20 [Blaze the Nameless]: All I have to say is more power too you! These things are so damn annoying! They need to just give it a rest. I doubt that's ever happen before anyways.

2005-12-30 [SassySwede]: Well this wiki really got slow didnt it???

2006-01-02 [Miss.Kayree]: yeah.. it did.. it needs some advertisement..

2006-01-05 [Stray Kitty]: How about a banner?

2006-01-05 [SassySwede]: That would work...HMM..

2006-01-05 [Stray Kitty]: So who would like to make them?

2006-01-07 [Miss.Kayree]: i would.. but i need ideas on what to have on it...

2006-01-07 [Stray Kitty]: Maybe a small badge, like the ones that the Take Elftown Back or Take back Elftown wiki has for artists, writers, bards, and so on. Ours could have a motorcycle or maybe the crash scene with and cirle and line through it like the No Smoking signs do.

2006-01-09 [Miss.Kayree]: hahaha, awesome.. i'll see what i can do..

2006-01-09 [Miss.Kayree]: does anyone else wanna make one too? maybe a different style.. so people have some choices or something?

2006-01-13 [SassySwede]: On [Bumsoft]'s house he has one that maybe he would allow us to use for a banner.

2006-01-14 [Stray Kitty]: Do you want me to message him about it?

2006-01-21 [hottie hottie 2by4]: hey can i join this wiki?? i'm so freakin' tired of those damn stories everywhere

2006-01-21 [Stray Kitty]: Yes, I have just added you.

2006-01-22 [Ja JACOB.]: Kan I join? those stories are shitty, they get old. But that banner made me CRACK UP!

2006-01-22 [SassySwede]: If you go to A guy and a girl... Members page you may add yourself

2006-01-22 [Miss.Kayree]: hahaha XD that banner rules!

2006-01-29 [POG]: MY GOD!!! Who Hates The Motercycle Story?

2006-01-30 [Miss.Kayree]: whoa.. uhm. which was made first?

2006-01-30 [kay-chan]: I'm not sure...

2006-01-30 [Lerune]: omg...FUNNY! I made this diary entry months ago, but only just now found this wiki: <diary:685230>

2006-02-04 [POG]: I've had mine up for ages. Who owns this page? Do they want me to make mine a sister page?

2006-02-04 [SassySwede]: Stray Kitty Owns this page I think....

2006-02-04 [kay-chan]: You mean [Stray Kitty]? :P

2006-02-04 [SassySwede]: yeah thanks for pointing that out...It has just been one of those days already...>,<

2006-02-04 [Stray Kitty]: I put in under wikis we support. Would you like me to change it to sister wikis?

2006-02-07 [POG]: its okay.

2006-02-14 [Tommy Gunn]: HAhah! Nice! I love this wiki

2006-02-15 [raynesprite]: okay the motorcycle story is just plain stupid, but stupid story#2 is just really sad ;_; even though it is cheesy I mean the first time you saw one of those stories admit it you were a teensie bit moved by it cause if not you just have a stick up your arse

2006-02-16 [Miss.Kayree]: better up my arse than on people's pages... lol

2006-02-16 [I the exotic dancing fairy]: i always wondered why he didn't coast or something.

2006-02-18 [Kiddalee]: I hate the secret message story even more than the motorcycle story. In fact, it didn't touch me at all. All I saw were a couple of stupid teenagers in a really bad soap opera. That they're infatuated enough with each other to commit suicide at the loss of the other shows that they don't love themselves adequately enough to love each other.

2006-02-18 [SassySwede]: DANG!!!

2006-02-18 [raynesprite]: well I agree with you on that one

2006-02-18 [Miss.Kayree]: meee tooo.

2006-02-19 [SassySwede]: so do I.

2006-02-19 [raynesprite]: btw [Miss.Kayree] I didnt say you could stick it up your arse I said "if not you just have a stick up your arse"

2006-02-19 [Miss.Kayree]: haha.. sorry. ADD.. i skim paragraphs, lol...

2006-02-20 [raynesprite]: lol ^^ *shrugs*

2006-02-23 [I the exotic dancing fairy]: wow! i couldn't agree with you more.

2006-02-25 [Itsme2]: Wow. I'm so glad I found this wiki...

2006-02-28 [crikey o'reilly]: And plus on that motorcycles story, what kind of a dick takes his girlfriend on a ride at 90mph without a helmet to start with? ^^

2006-03-01 [raynesprite]: yeah I was thinking the same

2006-03-01 [Itsme2]: Exactly!

2006-03-03 [zip]: I think anyone who tries to put one of those stories in their house should be autobanned, hedda needs to write a filter ^_^

2006-03-04 [raynesprite]: hey I know alot of nice people here that would get banned >.> [Danboo] who is SUPER UBERLY NICE, and is a huggers united member would get banned ;0;

2006-03-04 [Stray Kitty]: Hmm I read his profile and he seems nice. Perhaps there could be a wiki made for all the people that want the story in their house. That way they could just link to the wiki, instead of having it in their house.

2006-03-04 [raynesprite]: yeah >.> it would be less annoying to other people that way

2006-03-04 [Stray Kitty]: So does anyone know how to make this idea happen?

2006-03-04 [another brick in the wall]: I just made a new banner, check it out: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/59412_1141516108.jpg>

2006-03-08 [raynesprite]: you typed dose instead of does....

2006-03-08 [Miss.Kayree]: It's a cool idea for a banner.. but I think I'd take out the lol...

2006-03-08 [SassySwede]: And no offence but it is a little blah.....

2006-03-09 [Miss.Kayree]: how is it harsh?

2006-03-09 [The Archangel Dreolin]: Wow, [Miss.Kayree] you are everywhere XD ^_^

2006-03-09 [Itsme2]: What's harsh? Wow...I'm lost.

2006-03-10 [Miss.Kayree]: uhm.. thank you? lol

2006-03-11 [Kiddalee]: I think the poor spelling actually gives an impression of how stupid these folks are. Maybe you should make it even worse...

2006-03-11 [Kiddalee]: [Stray Kitty]: Petition the Assembly?

2006-03-11 [Stray Kitty]: Umm... I'm not sure how to do that. But I will find out.

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: Does this seem like an okay way to suggest it to the Assembly?

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: I have a suggestion to make. It's about the motorcycle story (the one that starts with "a guy and a girl...". There are quite a few Elftowners that dislike that story, partly because it's not true and because you see it in everybody's house. However, we know that it probably won't be banned. We, the members of A guy and a girl..., would like it if there was a wiki made that had the story on it and members linked to the wiki instead of cluttering up their houses with it. They could also be allowed to put it in their diary or guestbook.

2006-03-12 [Stray Kitty]: Should we also start a petition page for people to sign?

2006-03-12 [SassySwede]: yes we should

2006-03-12 [Seamus Schwathe]: I would sign it.

2006-03-12 [SassySwede]: I think just about everyone would, unless they were absolutely brainless and dumb

2006-03-13 [amalie]: yay, more people who thinks those stories are stupid

2006-03-14 [Leelo]: lol man i am deffinatly sick of the motorcycle story... it's on just about everyone's house.. it was kinda cute at the begining... then veryone ran it into the groud... ARGH!!!

2006-03-19 [metalmeister]: Just wanted to add some things... the front and rear brakes are 2 diferent mechanisms. The bike would be in obvious need of repair if both were broken at the same time. Also, why didn't the guy check his brakes before taking off? Even rolling out of the garage before starting the engine you need to use your brakes. And why didn't he see the break fluid leaking? Only reason why breaks won't work is no break fluid. Or the controls were faulty, in with case he would've noticed before he started the engine. And then... wtf? Why didn't he downshift to slow down! And why is he going 90mph on anything but a freeway or highway?!

2006-03-20 [Seamus Schwathe]: And how can she hear him over the engine roar if he's talking through a helmet?

2006-03-20 [Leelo]: lets jsut say she must have super human hearing ^^'

2006-03-22 [Seamus Schwathe]: Yes, there's plenty of headspace not used by her brain for her ears to fill.

2006-03-22 [Leelo]: yes yes

2006-03-31 [Kiddalee]: Great Bios

2006-04-04 [Miss.Kayree]: hah... found another stupid story....

2006-04-04 [Stray Kitty]: Which is it?

2006-04-08 [Kiddalee]: People, I've created Stupid Pasted Things to help coordinate this movement.

2006-05-09 [Neon_Corpse]: lol this story is so pathetic...i have a re-made version on my page you shoudl check out.lol

2006-05-11 [Stray Kitty]: Look what I found Stupid Story 4#

2006-05-11 [Kiddalee]: This is an empty page.

2006-05-13 [Stray Kitty]: Alright I fixed the link.

2006-05-15 [Remos Page]: im so glad im not the only one who had it !! with this in ppl god dam pages !!

2006-05-16 [Kiddalee]: Could you rephrase that please? I'm not sure what you meant.

2006-05-18 [General]: The ending of the first banner I found amusing. xD

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: I like the second. It makes it look very stupid.

2006-05-20 [Miss.Kayree]: I don't like the "lol" on the second one.. otherwise it's good

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: But sometimes lol can be overused to show stupidity.

2006-05-20 [Miss.Kayree]: that's true.

2006-05-20 [Stray Kitty]: Woud anyone here like to advertise or enter The MSP Banner Contest?

2006-05-20 [Kiddalee]: Gah! I think I forgot to list it on Stupid Pasted Things!

2006-08-02 [moonscale]: Suicide Pasted Poem theres another one

2006-08-02 [Stray Kitty]: [moonscale] Suicide Pasted Poem shows up as an emptry page in your comment.

2006-08-04 [Kiddalee]: Me gads. She's had that problem already. How strange. Just so you know, I've seen it. ***tries to see if hers will work*** Suicide Pasted Poem

2006-08-04 [Stray Kitty]: Yours works too Kidda.

2006-08-05 [Kiddalee]: Huh? What do you mean, "too"? You mean it doesn't work or it does? Oh, I didn't realize yours had worked.

2006-08-06 [Stray Kitty]: [moonscale]'s didn't work.

2006-08-07 [Kiddalee]: Odd. o.O

2006-08-07 [Stray Kitty]: It's spelled the same too.

2006-08-08 [kay-chan]: [moonscale]'s STILL doesn't work, because it has a space mark in the link just before 'suicide'. :P

2006-08-08 [Stray Kitty]: That would make sense.
Arg! I can't just hit enter anymore. I have actually click the... um thingy.

2006-08-09 [Dorian Gray]: Oh god, they're so sick making *pleugh* yuckness!!

2006-08-09 [moonscale]: I found the true author of the child abuse poem, Stupid Story #3. It was written by Misty Nicole Ramsey. The actual title of the poem is "Misty."

2006-08-09 [Stray Kitty]: Really? So that means that because you have proof that someone owns it and the people that post it aren't giving her credit, it's stealing and we can so get it banned now. She didn't by any chance say that it could be used in this way, did she?

2006-08-10 [Kiddalee]: If she expressed that it belonged to the Public Domain, then we can't say it's stolen, though we can still, slowly, push for originality. If she didn't, however, then we can say it's stolen...

2006-08-10 [Stray Kitty]: Yes. So how did you find this Misty person?

2006-08-11 [Alberic]: yay, more people who hate the dumb story

2006-08-12 [sky fox]: Add another one to the list. i'm in total approval of this wiki.

2006-08-21 [The all powerful Midori]: wow I cant believe there's actually a wiki for this.... o.O

2006-08-21 [Kiddalee]: Eh? There's more than this one.
C'mon, [moonscale], we need more info on Misty, especially whether or not she minds that story being posted.

2006-09-15 [Avoral]: Great wiki.

2006-09-23 [leola]: im surprised you dont have the story posted about the guy that buys a cd from the music store every day because he likes some girl. oh, and she dies in that one too.

2006-09-23 [Stray Kitty]: I've never heard of it, but why don't you make a wiki for it.

2006-09-25 [Kiddalee]: Or add it to this one?

2006-09-26 [Stray Kitty]: Err, maybe I should've been more clear. [leola], why don;t you make a wiki for it, like the rest of the stupid stories and other stuff have. I can give you the password so you can add it.

2006-09-30 [amalie]: ..why why why..do people like these stories??

2006-10-09 [/.Backbeat the word was on the {street}]: I can understand people liking them because they wish they had "true love" and such, but seriously... The world's filled beyond it's bloody brim with idiots. T_T

2006-11-04 [light.]: Another annoying story Guess I'm a 'sick fuck' for not posting it on my house. -shrugs- I suppose it's not that badly written (To be honest I didn't really read it)

2006-11-05 [kay-chan]: Oh noes! I'm a sick fuck!

2006-11-11 [/.Backbeat the word was on the {street}]: I quite enjoy being a sick fuck, though... >.>;

2006-12-25 [Aliz]: neat wiki ^_______________^

2007-09-04 [Stray Kitty]: I have an idea. Now that our goal has been achieved and it's against the rules to post copied text made we could become an archive of copied stories. We already have a start with the index. It might make things easier for the guards.

2007-09-10 [Tolmeni]: Can I add a banner? Please?

2007-09-10 [Stray Kitty]: Sure

2008-03-10 [Iske]: <img200*0:stuff/cyclestoryIske.jpg>

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